001 Bushels ❦ [Video]

[buckyouup]

What in tarnation is this!?

[The gear feed opens on the ground, half-obscured by grass. Not too far in the distance, a young, fair-skinned girl sits shakily on her knees, her face obscured by a ten-gallon hat and a large golden ponytail. Her knees are scuffed and her face is dirty, signs she just fell from her feet. However, rather than trying to get back up, she remains on her knees, staring at her hands in disbelief.]

I swear... [She pants.] I swear... if this is one of your tricks, Discord... [She tries to get back on her feet, but stumbles backwards. Her hat falls off her head, revealing her freckled face and shocking green eyes.]

You ain't gonna have any teeth when I'm through with you!!

Comments

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

I'll adjust in time. Don't you worry. [She won't let you.]

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Great! It's actually kind of creepy how many things humans have that are exactly the same! And they kind of work better as a human, too!

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

Really...? Like what?

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Cooking utensils, for one! It's so much easier using them with your hands! And they're exactly the same!

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

An' you got your own portable oven an' everythin'!

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Yeah!! Oh, hey!

[She looks incredibly curious all of a sudden.]

What did you get?

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

[She smiles happily, reaching down and picking up her Growlithe off the ground, who happily barks into the gear.]

A fire-type like you. Her name's Jessie.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Neat! We match!

[...Sort of.]

I should make her a hat!

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

[Twinsies. For sure :|a]

It'd sure help keep the sun outta' her eyes. No way am I gonna walk around free as a bird with her cooped up in that pokey-ball.

Thank ya kindly, Pinkie Pie~.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

No problem, Applejack! I'll definitely have it ready by the time I see you!

[She totally agrees with her on the pokémon thing. Colonel Custard's been inside his ball all of maybe twice since she got here!]

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

Just try not to do anythin' evil, with it, okay, Bad Guy? [Laugh]

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

I'll make it clash horribly! So bad Rarity would faint!

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

Now that's cruel!

[She tries her hardest to fake a disapproving face, however, she can't stop her giggles from coming out.]

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

We'll see what I do with it.

[Cue a half-decent evil laugh! To make it sound ominous.]

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

[This might be just because it's Pinkie talking, but AJ honestly can't tell if she's being serious or not. It's always difficult figuring out just what's going in in that pony's head. She shakes her head, still smiling.]

Just don't go hurtin' yourself.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, of course not! That would be terrible!

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

The life of a villain is a rough one.

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

That's true!

If I ever really go evil, you better defeat me, Applejack!

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should beat ya when we get to Ecruteak, just to make sure you don't?

[She's teasing, of course. The only thing Pinkie is getting in Eckruteak is hugs from a very concerned friend.]

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

I'd never show up if that's what you were gonna do!

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

Oh yes you will! I'll just have Fluttershy hold you down.

[Are you seeing the joke yet, Pinkie?]

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[partyofwin.livejournal.com]

[Well she's certainly giggling at the idea! Fluttershy's too nice for that.]