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001 Bushels ❦ [Video]
What in tarnation is this!?
[The gear feed opens on the ground, half-obscured by grass. Not too far in the distance, a young, fair-skinned girl sits shakily on her knees, her face obscured by a ten-gallon hat and a large golden ponytail. Her knees are scuffed and her face is dirty, signs she just fell from her feet. However, rather than trying to get back up, she remains on her knees, staring at her hands in disbelief.]
I swear... [She pants.] I swear... if this is one of your tricks, Discord... [She tries to get back on her feet, but stumbles backwards. Her hat falls off her head, revealing her freckled face and shocking green eyes.]
You ain't gonna have any teeth when I'm through with you!!
[The gear feed opens on the ground, half-obscured by grass. Not too far in the distance, a young, fair-skinned girl sits shakily on her knees, her face obscured by a ten-gallon hat and a large golden ponytail. Her knees are scuffed and her face is dirty, signs she just fell from her feet. However, rather than trying to get back up, she remains on her knees, staring at her hands in disbelief.]
I swear... [She pants.] I swear... if this is one of your tricks, Discord... [She tries to get back on her feet, but stumbles backwards. Her hat falls off her head, revealing her freckled face and shocking green eyes.]
You ain't gonna have any teeth when I'm through with you!!
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[A beat. He knows that... doesn't sound good.]
Some people luck out and leave sooner than that.
[Though he doesn't consider it lucky in his case.]
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There must be a lot to do if you haven't seen everythin' in a year an' a half.
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[...what.]
You can get to Ecurteak in maybe two weeks. Just need someone with a squirt bottle to help you out.
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Yeah, it gets the job done. Otherwise you'd be on the road for at least three weeks after you hit Violet.
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And if you think that's odd, you haven't heard anything yet.
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[This was really shaping up to be a phonetic nightmare for poor AJ.]
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...I'm not even gonna try.
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