007 Bushels ❦ [Voice/Action]

[buckyouup]

[Applejack clicks on her audio feed. Her voice is low, quiet, like a soft sigh. She hesitates for a moment, before speaking, quickly.]

For those who knew her... my lil' sis, Apple Bloom's... gone back to Ponyville.

[And that's it. She clicks the feed off, and likely won't be answering it for a while. She needs to go clear her head.]

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text; because he can't take her accent, l o l

[strideways]

ponyville doesnt sound like a bad place to be
especially compared to this hellhole

text; he's about to be disappointed. xD

[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

ppynvilr iss the bset plaxe tehrs id

[Why would someone invent this terrible form of communication D=]

text; l m a o, beautiful

[strideways]

holy fucking christ
are you typing with your knees or something
are you missing a substantial number of limbs and being forced to type with secondary body parts like your shoulders or your chin
do you have paws???

text;

[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

i aont use d dto ffingres.

[If that wasn't painfully clear before...]

text → video. yeaaah, he gives.

[strideways]

great googly fucking moogly girl

[ He switches over to video resignedly. Now he's just curious to see if she really is comprehensively disabled somehow. ]

You'd better be Clifford the big, red dog trying to type with his adorably gigantic, clumsy paws, or I'm gonna be severely disappointed.

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

[Sorry. Have a cute blonde southern girl instead?]

I ain't never had fingers before. They're real hard t'get used to.

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[strideways]

[ She is cute. Dave gives her a quick once-over. ]

So did you have— ... hooves. You were a fucking pony, weren't you?

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

Is... that weird?

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[strideways]

No weirder than time travel, I guess. I can't really talk.

[ Damn. He's already having to fight the accent a little. It's so much easier to slip back into a Texan twang when you're listening to one. ]

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

Time travel? Y'mean like... from the future, an' whatnot?

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[strideways]

Or the past, whatever, yeah.

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

The past? I kinda know how y'feel. This place is so advanced, I reckon I may as well be from the past.

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[strideways]

Ain't like anyone expects ponies to be technologically proficient. If you've got the 'Gear down, you're probably all right.

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

I ain't so sure I do. It'd be easier if I could figure out how t'work these fingers the right way.

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[strideways]

Guess you're lucky you're cute, then.

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

[She blinks at that.]

...Cute? Me?

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[strideways]

[ He gives a short laugh. ]

No, the chick behind you. Sorry, didn't mean to mix you up or anything.

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

What are you talkin'...

[Turning around. Joke? What's that?]

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[strideways]

[ Snort. He's just gonna sit back and wait for her to figure out there's no one behind her. ]

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[buckyouup.livejournal.com]

...That ain't funny.

[Even if it is.]

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[strideocracy.livejournal.com]

Didn't expect you to fall for it. Kinda thought it was obvious I was talkin' about you.

[ It's a little funny. ]